INDIAN HEAVEN
Three Indian women died and were brought before
the Great Spirit for judgment. The Great Spirit
said,"I will let you into paradise if the beliefs
you lived by were proper.
Tell me what you believed when you were alive.
"The Lakota woman said, "I have always believed
in the Grandfathers and the Generations, and that
is how I lived my life." "Fine," said The Great
Spirit. "You may enter paradise and sit on my
left.
What did you believe?" he asked of the Arapaho
woman "I have always believed in Goodness, and I
have tried to live my life in a good way." "Fine!
You may also enter paradise and sit on my right."
Then he turned to the third woman, a Navajo. "And
what do you believe?" The Navajo woman said, "I
believe you're sitting in my chair!"
HAVING FUN?
REZ DOGS
Between the reservation and the city, there is a road that marks the boundary lines. On one side of the road are the rez dogs, and they just kind of lie around staying cool. On the city side are the city dogs, and they always chase cars as they go down the road, barking, "Bow-wow, Bow-wow".
One day the city dogs ask the rez dogs, "How come you never chase cars with us?"
The rez dogs respond, "What's the point, it's just a waste of time. The cars don't do anything when you chase them."
The city dogs tell the rez dogs that they think its just a lot of fun, so finally the rez dogs agree to try it just once. The next car comes down the road, and the dogs from both sides chase the car.
The city dogs bark, "Bow-wow, Bow-wow."
And the rez dogs chase too, barking, "Bow-wow, Bow-wow, Bow-wow, Bow-wow ...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaye!"
YAHNI'S LOCA In A GOOD WAY **tee hee*
LUCKY DAY
One day Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Harry Kee driving a brand new blue pickup. Harry Kee pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Harry Kee, where'd you get that blue truck?!?"
"Stella Lou gave it to me" Harry Kee replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on Coppermine Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Stella Lou pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Harry Kee, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!"
"Harry Kee, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!!"
A STRANGER IN IND'N COUNTRY
A tourist traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small border town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, a big angry Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
